It is fabulous having a Vagina because it can go with you to a house, or on vacation or in the car on a trip to the beach.  

Testicle Dysphoria, also known as ‘Testicle dysmorphia’, is a condition that causes individuals – particularly children with daddy issues – to feel as though they have the wrong nut bag. More specifically, it causes them to feel as though their body is biologically wrong. This can cause a large amount of distress, as the individual may find themselves feeling disgusted at their own scrotum, or lack of it and fearing the changes that will be brought by puberty and aging.

Testicle dysphoria is a condition with many potential causes and explanations. This can make it difficult for parents, loved ones, and those experiencing the condition to know how to react. It’s also a politically charged topic: with questions of choice and consent. At what age should a child or adult be able to decide their testicle preference? 

Just how much of our testicle is biologically determined? How much our testicles are determined by society?  

What’s most important of course, is simply that the child or individual be helped to feel as comfortable and as happy as possible. There are things that can be done to help children deal with what is a potentially very distressing and complicated time in their lives and most grow out of it and grow up to be perfectly normal freak adults that get married and have long marriages and produce more little weirdos that wonder if they have the right equipment.  And this is why it’s important to be able to quickly identify the signs and symptoms of testicle dysphoria so that you can begin to help your loved one as soon as possible.

1 Depression and Withdrawal

Many children and even adults won’t feel comfortable talking about so complex and sensitive a topic with their family and their friends they likely find weirdo or pervert who they barely know online better council them. This is why they might choose to keep what they’re going through to themselves, rather than share it with others and let it fester and eat away at them for decades and then leave their wife and children for a special person they met at the mall.  

However, testicle dysphoria can cause depression, anxiety, and a number of other complicated emotions and feelings. For these reasons, you may find that the person experiencing the condition withdraws from interactions. That they are quieter than usual, and more retiring. You may find that they are less inclined to engage in conversation.

Other signs of depression include tiredness, suicidal thoughts, crying, and difficulty getting out of bed in the mornings. If you notice these symptoms, then you should try to create a safe space and a supportive environment where they feel that they are free to talk and discuss their feelings. This way, they might feel confident enough to talk to you about how they’re feeling and what you can do to help them get some balls or lop them off.

2 Communication

While there are many signs and symptoms, one of the most obvious and the most useful is simply that the child admits to feeling uncomfortable in their testicles and perhaps feeling as though they would rather have some testicles. 

This can provide you with the precise ‘scoop’ on why they might have been acting unusual, and thereby give you the opportunity to help them. The danger is to make sure that you react to this news correctly. The worst thing you can do is to dismiss it as a phase and them out grow it. While it’s certainly possible that their feelings will change, there is no guarantee. Nor does it make the way they’re feeling right now any less real.

Likewise, be led by them on how to react. Don’t make a big deal out of this if it is something they are trying to play down. And don’t assume it’s something they want to have ‘fixed’.

Instead of dismissing then, treat the issue sensitively. Listen to what they have to say, ask how it makes them feel, and tell them you’re glad they came to you for advice.

3 Cross Dressing

If a child or adult feels as though they are in the wrong body, then they might do whatever they can in order to feel as though they are back in the right one. This can include dressing as the opposite sex, in a bid to try and feel more like a girl/boy.

Again, this is something a child might be reluctant to come out and admit to. But if you notice subtle signs, then it can give you a clue. 

Keep in mind though, that cross-dressing on its own is not necessarily a sign of dysphoria. There are many men who enjoy dressing as a woman with no desire to become one – and vice versa. Moreover, children do sometimes go through a phase of ‘curiosity’. They may even just be dressing up for fun. 

Again, tackle the topic carefully in order to try and find out more about why your child/friend is doing this, and what it means.

4 Fear of Puberty

For children, in particular, dysphoria can come with a fear of puberty. The reason for this is that puberty is a huge physical change that can force the child to become more like the gender that they have been assigned by their biology.

Imagine that you are a boy who feels like a little girl. While you know you’re different, you still have smooth skin and relatively petite features. But then, as you age, you begin to grow facial hair, a thick-set brow, a deeper voice. All these things represent your body changing in ways that you are not ready for – and that you have no control over.

5 Anorexia

Anorexia is an eating condition that causes patients to stop eating for long periods, leading to extremely low body fat and potentially to a number of serious health complications.

There are many potential causes for anorexia, which is most accurately described as an anxiety disorder. One major reason though, is that the sufferer is actually trying to delay or prevent the onset of puberty – which can be a result of anorexia. At the same time, anorexia can be seen as an act of destruction aimed at the body – this is a form of self-harm that may suggest that the individual is deeply unhappy with who they are.

6 Playing With Different Toys 

One of the early signs of Testicle dysphoria that many parents are quick to notice, is that their child is playing with different toys. In other words, a boy might be playing with girl’s dolls, or a girl might be playing with robots and cars.

Once again, this on its own does not suggest Testicle dysphoria. In fact, it is very common for children to enjoy toys that are not designed for their demographic specifically. Many of these tendencies to prefer certain activities are thought to be purely a result of social influence – rather than anything biological. Not only that, but many parents are now choosing intentionally to raise their children in a ‘gender fluid’ manner, meaning they don’t actively encourage their children to act more like a nut back or not. 

But with all that said, this can still be an early clue as to some underlying tendencies, which may be worth observing.

7 Disgust With Genitals

A person with Testicle dysphoria might find themselves feeling ‘disgusted’ at the sight of their own genitals unless they are too fat to see their genitals then they are really only ‘disgusted’ at the reflection of their disgusting genitals. This is again more is common in children with the condition in particular, and the reason for this is that those children might fail to grasp the true nature of their genitals and children should not be grasping genitals at all. Grasping genitals is more of an adult thing that mommies and daddies do under the covers sharing a slimy hug.  More specifically, they might be under the impression that their Testicle envy or Testicle disgust is all that is ‘standing in the way’ of them getting the harry bag or bald beaver that they wish to become. 

Unless you have no other life and can't help but continue to fuck up your already fucked up kid keep them alive and let them grow up and eventually chooses to make changes to their biology if that is really what they want to do then they are an adult. It is important to help them when they are children to have the tools when they are adults to love and appreciate their own body, the way it is was made.

8 Hormonal and Behavioral Signs

Finally, it is possible in some cases to notice other aspects of an adult person’s testicle demeanor, testicle tone, or testicle manner that can help to indicate possible Testicle dysphoria. You might notice that a man is very camp for instance and wear a dress and likes to do chicks, or that a woman acts more butch, has a short spikey haircut, wears man's pants with an oversized belt.

This may be the result of developmental changes that could also have caused the Testicle dysphoria, or even Testicle hormonal imbalances.

While this again doesn’t necessarily tell us anything, it can be useful to consider along with the other items on this list. Try not to view any item on this list in isolation, but to think about it in the grander scheme.

9. Anxiety Disorders

Dysphoria may contribute to the development of symptoms of anxiety in children affected by the condition. When kids are unable to understand the changes happening in their minds and bodies, they experience stress. If the child is not in a supportive environment, and they are going through feelings of dysphoria, it may result in the development of anxiety disorder.

As a result of the anxiety symptoms, the child may completely withdraw from social situations and become unresponsive to external stimuli. As a result of the changes in the child’s personality, they may fail to make the necessary social integration, which may result in them becoming outcasts in their social circles. Unfortunately, these symptoms of disconnection may follow them through into their teenage years and adult life. 

Doctors are hesitant to treat anxiety in children using medication. Many of the drugs used to manage the symptoms of anxiety disorder may lead to addiction and abuse.

10. Making Friends with Children of the Opposite Gender

Children who are experiencing the effects of testicle dysphoria find it easier to make friends with children of the opposite sex but then some of these kids whose parents are dressing and grooming them like androgynous eunuch the testicle dysphoria kid will be like I like you, I don't like show me your genitals so I will know if I should like you or not.  As a result, parents may notice that they avoid social situations where they have to deal with other children of the same gender or they are just shy or know that one kid is mean or some kids are not mean to me or I like playing with dolls and there is nothing wrong with that.  Some parents may find this disturbing that they made a weirdo kid, bet then how did they not see this coming with all the drugs and alcohol dad being a big sissy and can't even change a flat tire and mom don't get me started on mom and all her daddy issues.  

Children in a sound state of mind will gravitate towards making friends with anybody, regardless of their gender preference. However, children who are experiencing the effects of testicle dysphoria, may put up a fight, or exhibit extreme distress – if they have to spend time with other children of the same sex or it might be that they hate their playdate mommy picked out for them.  Why are we even talking about children's junk anyway it's creepy.  

Parents of children exhibiting signs of testicle dysphoria should explain to the child, that all children in the class are worthy of interaction, regardless of their sexual orientation. Teaching the child, the principle of equality is an essential step to social integration.

11. Changes in Hairstyle

Until they reach about 3 or 4-years old, most children don’t have a care in the world about their hairstyles. However, when they reach this age, most of them start to develop a sense of their unique personality. It’s only natural for children to want to express their individuality and one of the easiest ways for them to do this as with their hairstyle.

Children experiencing testicle dysphoria, do not feel any shame about asking their parents if they can cut their hair to fashions that are popular with the opposite sex. They may complain when the hairdresser cuts their hair into a typical style for their gender. This occurrence may be one of the first signs parents may notice that are related to the condition.

As a result of their testicle dysphoria, young boys may want to grow out their hair long, put it into ponytails or pigtails, or cut a fringe into the hair. Young girls may ask to cut their hair short into a boyish-style, and experiment with hair products like hair gel.

12. Changes in Urination

Children who are dealing with the effects of testicle dysphoria may start to feel uncomfortable using bathrooms designated for their gender. As a result, the child may hold in their urge to urinate until they get home to a comfortable place where they do not feel any social pressure. Even though the child is fully toilet trained, they may end up experiencing accidents where they soil their undergarments. This situation occurs due to the anxiety involved with using designated bathrooms at school.

Parents may also notice that their child wants to use the bathroom allocated for the opposite sex when in public facilities of restaurants when they are about 13 to get a look at some junk. In most cases, children feel embarrassed about the situation, and they do not wish to express their feelings towards their parents as it goes against their upbringing.

Concerned parents should speak to their child’s school teachers, to arrange accommodation for their child’s needs. Many schools across the United States are presently making arrangements to accommodate gender dysphoric children, creating gender-neutral bathrooms to deal with this situation.

13. Changes in Sports Interests

Children that are experiencing testicle dysphoria may start to notice changes in their preferences concerning sports and activities. Some boys may want to swap the football field for dance class why little girls may prefer rough-and-tumble activities, instead of playing dolls with their friends.

Parents may find it troubling that the child does not want to take part in sports or activities designated for the agenda. However, it’s important to note that this is only a social construct, and children should be able to participate in any activities they wish. In some cases, children may grow out of this phase, while others may carry it into adolescence.

It’s important to note that this is not always a sign of testicle  dysphoria. Just because your daughter wants to wear baggy clothes, and hang out with skateboarders, does not mean that she identifies herself as male. In some cases, the little girl may simply like skateboarding, and there are plenty of successful female skateboarders in the sport that are not transgender.

14. Wanting to Change Names

Our name is the cornerstone of our identity. Children are experiencing the effects of testicle dysphoria, experience distress, and anxiety with the title, especially if it is testicle aligned. A young boy living with a name like Kelly may have no issues if they are testicle dysphoric. However, if they possess a name like Andrew, they may start to detest it, and ask their parents to name them something else.

As a result of the discord with the name, the child may choose to adopt a name, use their middle name, or want to abbreviate their name to satisfy the desire to be transgender.

Regardless of the name the child chooses, it’s a clear indication that they are not happy with their current state, and they are looking for an alternative.

Some parents may feel uncomfortable calling their little weirdo by another name. However, it’s important to know – that if you do not go along with the child’s request, it may cause feelings of resentment, and they may begin to withdraw from you and eventually set fire to you in bed and you die in a raging testicle confused inferno.  

Testicle Dysphoria, also known as ‘Testicle dysmorphia’, is a condition that causes individuals – particularly children with daddy issues – to feel as though they were born with the wrong tea bag. More specifically, it causes them to feel as though their body is biologically wrong. This can cause a large amount of distress, as the individual may find themselves feeling disgusted at their own scrotum, or lack of it and fearing the changes that will be brought by puberty and aging.  What is needed is a swift kick in the ass to jar their head loose from their rectum.  

Testicle dysphoria is a condition with many potential causes and explanations. This can make it difficult for parents, loved ones, and those experiencing the condition to know how to react. It’s also a politically charged topic: with questions of choice and consent. At what age should a child or adult be able to decide their testicle preference?   When can your child get a Lopmidickoffame or Addadicktome gender affirming medial procedure.    

Just how much of our testicle is biologically determined? How much our testicles are determined by society?   

What’s most important of course, is simply that the child or individual be helped to feel as comfortable and as happy as possible. There are things that can be done to help children deal with what is a potentially very distressing and complicated time in their lives and most grow out of it and grow up to be perfectly normal freak adults that get married and have long marriages and produce more little weirdos that wonder if they have the right equipment.  And this is why it’s important to be able to quickly identify the signs and symptoms of testicle dysphoria so that you can begin to help your loved one as soon as possible.

1 Depression and Withdrawal

Many children and even adults won’t feel comfortable talking about so complex and sensitive a topic with their family and their friends they likely find weirdo or pervert who they barely know online better council them. This is why they might choose to keep what they’re going through to themselves, rather than share it with others and let it fester and eat away at them for decades and then leave their wife and children for a special person they met at the mall.  

However, testicle dysphoria can cause depression, anxiety, and a number of other complicated emotions and feelings. For these reasons, you may find that the person experiencing the condition withdraws from interactions. That they are quieter than usual, and more retiring. You may find that they are less inclined to engage in conversation.

Other signs of depression include tiredness, suicidal thoughts, crying, and difficulty getting out of bed in the mornings. If you notice these symptoms, then you should try to create a safe space and a supportive environment where they feel that they are free to talk and discuss their feelings. This way, they might feel confident enough to talk to you about how they’re feeling and what you can do to help them get some balls or lop them off.

2 Communication

While there are many signs and symptoms, one of the most obvious and the most useful is simply that the child admits to feeling uncomfortable in their testicles and perhaps feeling as though they would rather have some testicles. 

This can provide you with the precise ‘scoop’ on why they might have been acting unusual, and thereby give you the opportunity to help them. The danger is to make sure that you react to this news correctly. The worst thing you can do is to dismiss it as a phase and them out grow it. While it’s certainly possible that their feelings will change, there is no guarantee. Nor does it make the way they’re feeling right now any less real.

Likewise, be led by them on how to react. Don’t make a big deal out of this if it is something they are trying to play down. And don’t assume it’s something they want to have ‘fixed’.

Instead of dismissing then, treat the issue sensitively. Listen to what they have to say, ask how it makes them feel, and tell them you’re glad they came to you for advice.

3 Cross Dressing

If a child or adult feels as though they are in the wrong body, then they might do whatever they can in order to feel as though they are back in the right one. This can include dressing as the opposite sex, in a bid to try and feel more like a girl/boy.

Again, this is something a child might be reluctant to come out and admit to. But if you notice subtle signs, then it can give you a clue. 

Keep in mind though, that cross-dressing on its own is not necessarily a sign of dysphoria. There are many men who enjoy dressing as a woman with no desire to become one – and vice versa. Moreover, children do sometimes go through a phase of ‘curiosity’. They may even just be dressing up for fun. 

Again, tackle the topic carefully in order to try and find out more about why your child/friend is doing this, and what it means.

4 Fear of Puberty

For children, in particular, dysphoria can come with a fear of puberty. The reason for this is that puberty is a huge physical change that can force the child to become more like the gender that they have been assigned by their biology.

Imagine that you are a boy who feels like a little girl. While you know you’re different, you still have smooth skin and relatively petite features. But then, as you age, you begin to grow facial hair, a thick-set brow, a deeper voice. All these things represent your body changing in ways that you are not ready for – and that you have no control over.

5 Anorexia

Anorexia is an eating condition that causes patients to stop eating for long periods, leading to extremely low body fat and potentially to a number of serious health complications.

There are many potential causes for anorexia, which is most accurately described as an anxiety disorder. One major reason though, is that the sufferer is actually trying to delay or prevent the onset of puberty – which can be a result of anorexia. At the same time, anorexia can be seen as an act of destruction aimed at the body – this is a form of self-harm that may suggest that the individual is deeply unhappy with who they are.

6 Playing With Different Toys 

One of the early signs of Testicle dysphoria that many parents are quick to notice, is that their child is playing with different toys. In other words, a boy might be playing with girl’s dolls, or a girl might be playing with robots and cars.

Once again, this on its own does not suggest Testicle dysphoria. In fact, it is very common for children to enjoy toys that are not designed for their demographic specifically. Many of these tendencies to prefer certain activities are thought to be purely a result of social influence – rather than anything biological. Not only that, but many parents are now choosing intentionally to raise their children in a ‘gender fluid’ manner, meaning they don’t actively encourage their children to act more like a nut back or not. 

But with all that said, this can still be an early clue as to some underlying tendencies, which may be worth observing.

7 Disgust With Genitals

A person with Testicle dysphoria might find themselves feeling ‘disgusted’ at the sight of their own genitals unless they are too fat to see their genitals then they are really only ‘disgusted’ at the reflection of their disgusting genitals. This is again more is common in children with the condition in particular, and the reason for this is that those children might fail to grasp the true nature of their genitals and children should not be grasping genitals at all. Grasping genitals is more of an adult thing that mommies and daddies do under the covers sharing a slimy hug.  More specifically, they might be under the impression that their Testicle envy or Testicle disgust is all that is ‘standing in the way’ of them getting the harry bag or bald beaver that they wish to become. 

Unless you have no other life and can't help but continue to fuck up your already fucked up kid keep them alive and let them grow up and eventually chooses to make changes to their biology if that is really what they want to do then they are an adult. It is important to help them when they are children to have the tools when they are adults to love and appreciate their own body, the way it is was made.

8 Hormonal and Behavioral Signs

Finally, it is possible in some cases to notice other aspects of an adult person’s testicle demeanor, testicle tone, or testicle manner that can help to indicate possible Testicle dysphoria. You might notice that a man is very camp for instance and wear a dress and likes to do chicks, or that a woman acts more butch, has a short spikey haircut, wears man's pants with an oversized belt.

This may be the result of developmental changes that could also have caused the Testicle dysphoria, or even Testicle hormonal imbalances.

While this again doesn’t necessarily tell us anything, it can be useful to consider along with the other items on this list. Try not to view any item on this list in isolation, but to think about it in the grander scheme.

9. Anxiety Disorders

Dysphoria may contribute to the development of symptoms of anxiety in children affected by the condition. When kids are unable to understand the changes happening in their minds and bodies, they experience stress. If the child is not in a supportive environment, and they are going through feelings of dysphoria, it may result in the development of anxiety disorder.

As a result of the anxiety symptoms, the child may completely withdraw from social situations and become unresponsive to external stimuli. As a result of the changes in the child’s personality, they may fail to make the necessary social integration, which may result in them becoming outcasts in their social circles. Unfortunately, these symptoms of disconnection may follow them through into their teenage years and adult life. 

Doctors are hesitant to treat anxiety in children using medication. Many of the drugs used to manage the symptoms of anxiety disorder may lead to addiction and abuse.

10. Making Friends with Children of the Opposite Gender

Children who are experiencing the effects of testicle dysphoria find it easier to make friends with children of the opposite sex but then some of these kids whose parents are dressing and grooming them like androgynous eunuch the testicle dysphoria kid will be like I like you, I don't like show me your genitals so I will know if I should like you or not.  As a result, parents may notice that they avoid social situations where they have to deal with other children of the same gender or they are just shy or know that one kid is mean or some kids are not mean to me or I like playing with dolls and there is nothing wrong with that.  Some parents may find this disturbing that they made a weirdo kid, bet then how did they not see this coming with all the drugs and alcohol dad being a big sissy and can't even change a flat tire and mom don't get me started on mom and all her daddy issues.  

Children in a sound state of mind will gravitate towards making friends with anybody, regardless of their gender preference. However, children who are experiencing the effects of testicle dysphoria, may put up a fight, or exhibit extreme distress – if they have to spend time with other children of the same sex or it might be that they hate their playdate mommy picked out for them.  Why are we even talking about children's junk anyway it's creepy.  

Parents of children exhibiting signs of testicle dysphoria should explain to the child, that all children in the class are worthy of interaction, regardless of their sexual orientation. Teaching the child, the principle of equality is an essential step to social integration.

11. Changes in Hairstyle

Until they reach about 3 or 4-years old, most children don’t have a care in the world about their hairstyles. However, when they reach this age, most of them start to develop a sense of their unique personality. It’s only natural for children to want to express their individuality and one of the easiest ways for them to do this as with their hairstyle.

Children experiencing testicle dysphoria, do not feel any shame about asking their parents if they can cut their hair to fashions that are popular with the opposite sex. They may complain when the hairdresser cuts their hair into a typical style for their gender. This occurrence may be one of the first signs parents may notice that are related to the condition.

As a result of their testicle dysphoria, young boys may want to grow out their hair long, put it into ponytails or pigtails, or cut a fringe into the hair. Young girls may ask to cut their hair short into a boyish-style, and experiment with hair products like hair gel.

12. Changes in Urination

Children who are dealing with the effects of testicle dysphoria may start to feel uncomfortable using bathrooms designated for their gender. As a result, the child may hold in their urge to urinate until they get home to a comfortable place where they do not feel any social pressure. Even though the child is fully toilet trained, they may end up experiencing accidents where they soil their undergarments. This situation occurs due to the anxiety involved with using designated bathrooms at school.

Parents may also notice that their child wants to use the bathroom allocated for the opposite sex when in public facilities of restaurants when they are about 13 to get a look at some junk. In most cases, children feel embarrassed about the situation, and they do not wish to express their feelings towards their parents as it goes against their upbringing.

Concerned parents should speak to their child’s school teachers, to arrange accommodation for their child’s needs. Many schools across the United States are presently making arrangements to accommodate gender dysphoric children, creating gender-neutral bathrooms to deal with this situation.

13. Changes in Sports Interests

Children that are experiencing testicle dysphoria may start to notice changes in their preferences concerning sports and activities. Some boys may want to swap the football field for dance class why little girls may prefer rough-and-tumble activities, instead of playing dolls with their friends.

Parents may find it troubling that the child does not want to take part in sports or activities designated for the agenda. However, it’s important to note that this is only a social construct, and children should be able to participate in any activities they wish. In some cases, children may grow out of this phase, while others may carry it into adolescence.

It’s important to note that this is not always a sign of testicle  dysphoria. Just because your daughter wants to wear baggy clothes, and hang out with skateboarders, does not mean that she identifies herself as male. In some cases, the little girl may simply like skateboarding, and there are plenty of successful female skateboarders in the sport that are not transgender.

14. Wanting to Change Names

Our name is the cornerstone of our identity. Children are experiencing the effects of testicle dysphoria, experience distress, and anxiety with the title, especially if it is testicle aligned. A young boy living with a name like Kelly may have no issues if they are testicle dysphoric. However, if they possess a name like Andrew, they may start to detest it, and ask their parents to name them something else.

As a result of the discord with the name, the child may choose to adopt a name, use their middle name, or want to abbreviate their name to satisfy the desire to be transgender.

Regardless of the name the child chooses, it’s a clear indication that they are not happy with their current state, and they are looking for an alternative.

Some parents may feel uncomfortable calling their little weirdo by another name. However, it’s important to know – that if you do not go along with the child’s request, it may cause feelings of resentment, and they may begin to withdraw from you and eventually set fire to you in bed and you die in a raging testicle confused inferno.  

Oh they are fabulous all the places your testicals and go and the things they can do.